Free Scarlet Bohemia

My favourite chocolate "Green's & Black" apparently has ice cream. This yummy, dark organic chocolate is both good for you and good for you!!! So why hasn't this ice cream (which as a vegan I probably shouldn't even care about), not reach our shores? What other marvels are hiding there in the UK? Perhaps I must investigate.

Why is it that we can ship a bunch of useless crap anywhere, but the important things like chocolate are kept secret?

my solution, and this fixes everything, is since Heil Harper has allowed US military into our waters, instead we just allow chocolate shaped as military into our mouths....let me re-think that one...

meh. shrug.