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My favourite chocolate "Green's & Black" apparently has ice cream. This yummy, dark organic chocolate is both good for you and good for you!!! So why hasn't this ice cream (which as a vegan I probably shouldn't even care about), not reach our shores? What other marvels are hiding there in the UK? Perhaps I must investigate.

Why is it that we can ship a bunch of useless crap anywhere, but the important things like chocolate are kept secret?

my solution, and this fixes everything, is since Heil Harper has allowed US military into our waters, instead we just allow chocolate shaped as military into our mouths....let me re-think that one...

meh. shrug.

Well, I will soon be boarding a plane...initially I got seat 13, and though I think 13 is a lucky number, I knew I would just be all silly about it, so I changed to another seat. Right next to it, so not like it would matter.

Anyhow, I'm going to Marxism, giving a presentation I'm rather nervous about. It's not the presenting part, but the topic. Oh well, the speech is great. Very informative. They'll laugh, they'll cry, they'll join the IS!!!

Friday night is the exciting one. Bush is in town and the unwelcoming committee is ready for him!!! It's a pity I can't fit my "Harper pull out of Bush" sign into carry-on luggage!!

Speaking of which, I'd like to congratulate myself on going from luggage whore to travel minimalist. No more breaking my foot by dropping my suitcase!

Well...time to leave on that big jet plane.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/may/26/naughty-nuns-arrested-crete

Unfortunately, not real nuns, but naughty nuns, nonetheless. he he he nuntheless!

Well the Governor General of Canada, had a unique meal. In order to show "solidarity" with the Inuit, she ate the raw heart of a baby seal. The seal hunt, which has been banned in Europe and in the Russian Bear, is still very active in Canada despite huge, highly publicized attempts to stop it.

I always knew the ruling class was blood thirsty but come on...
http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/640335

And in other news....Cocaine was found in Red Bull cola. This cola has also caused a heart attack in an American woman. A brilliant woman at that, for the last 8 months she drank nothing but Red Bull 10-14 cans of it!!! She lost 45kg, and probably 95% of her brain. I'm not sure what she expected to happen...the caffeine alone should have killed her a long time ago. Natural selection? Survival of the fittest? Man stupidity is on the rise.
Back to the drugs...Well at least we can trace the cocaine back to a plant. As for the other ingredients in Red Bull... Anything that gives you body parts you shouldn't have, probably shouldn't be put in your body.

coke but not Coke: http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25539509-5006003,00.html

Death by Sweet Stupidity: http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25539373-5006003,00.html

I've noticed over the last while, a silent but menancing emergence of conflict between Canada and Russia. Russia has staked it's claim in the North and Harper "mis"representing Canada is willing to defend it. Slowly but quietly, it continues, nothing more than words, not overly strong words, but lukewarm threats. The type you hear piss drunk best friends make when they wanna beat each other up, but they probably won't really hurt each other. Just roll around a bit.

Is this the emergence of a new Cold War? The distraction war, so that all the other nasty things are ignored and look less bad. After all there is this BIG MENACING THREAT, we must deal with at all cost. There are a lot of hot hot conflicts going on across the globe. Ones people are starting to notice. MUST DISTRACT WITH SHINY OBJECT!!! So we miss the explosion to watch a speck glitter.

If this becomes a big story, I'd say it's time for popsicles.

She finally has a name!!! Vroom Vroom, Go Liberty Go!!! (slowly).

I may have been a bit too eager and put out my little seedlings outside too soon. The plants that I grew from seeds and quickly transplanted outside, are all dying. James Bay is FREAKING WINDY! The plants that were substantial and larger are doing just fine.
I will start some squash and zucchini again. I feel horrible about the fate they met. But they are one with the earth now.